
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Monkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Monkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Monkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Monkey that work

Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Monkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Monkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Monkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Monkeys

Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Monkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Monkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women - spend = Monkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Monkeys

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Monkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become Monkeys! (Postulate 2)
So, we have?
Men + Women = Monkeys + earn money + Monkeys + spend money
Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Monkeys that live happily together!


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